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Okay….

tavoriel:

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

therabbitprince:

f-uwa:

what happens when a senpai likes a senpai

senπ²

darkwishme:

barrageofme:

mage-of-time:

br0ner:

asylumsweetie:

benedict-cutiebatch:

brownblood:

wheresocietydies:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

askemmiethedemon:

mrs-davestrider:

poptarts-and-shit:

eridans-magical-butt:

tunetechgoghead:

i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:

baby-blion:

Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park? 

You come in and immediately get killed

nepetas spining teacups 
vriskas ship
equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )
gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)
eridan and feferis water corners
tavroses midevil themed sector 
aradias excavitions 
kanayas giftshop( only clothes)
terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)
karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “
solluxes  videogame arcade
jades lazertag
johns indoor skydiving 
daves music center
roses bookstore
a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach
… should i go on?

yes plEASE
I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH

And..Betty Crocker consession standsA meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game storeDarkleer’s archary rangeA live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar  Terezi’s Build-A-ScalemateDolorsa’s DaycareSummoner’s Petting zoo

A big stage for strife shows
Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)
An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides
Prospit with all Prospit themed rides
God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon
People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)
Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played 
 Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Mituna and Latula’s skate park
A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)
Jane’s Bakery
Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)
Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood 
Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller

FLARPing
Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)
Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)
A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this
Callilope’s makeover 
The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)
Trickster land
Hussie’s tear-waterworks
Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)
Ms.Paint art house
Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH

Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?

Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.
How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!

I WILL CRY

I’ve seen this post before I became a homestuck and I really thought that’s a cool idea.
Now I’m in tears because imagine how amazing this would be…
And cosplayers everywhere.
You could make friends on an instant because everyone loves the same thing as you.
Imagine having your wedding there, with the Signless as your priest and all the homestucks watching a couple dressed as their OTP getting married.

So much this, especially for the last post.

Okay….. I died on the inside because I knOW THIS ISNT REALL!!!!! I WILL PAY ANYONE/WHOEVER CREATS THIS…… please?

darkwishme:

barrageofme:

mage-of-time:

br0ner:

asylumsweetie:

benedict-cutiebatch:

brownblood:

wheresocietydies:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

askemmiethedemon:

mrs-davestrider:

poptarts-and-shit:

eridans-magical-butt:

tunetechgoghead:

i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:

baby-blion:

Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park? 

You come in and immediately get killed

nepetas spining teacups 

vriskas ship

equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )

gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)

eridan and feferis water corners

tavroses midevil themed sector 

aradias excavitions 

kanayas giftshop( only clothes)

terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)

karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “

solluxes  videogame arcade

jades lazertag

johns indoor skydiving 

daves music center

roses bookstore

a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach

… should i go on?

yes plEASE

I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH

And..
Betty Crocker consession stands
A meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)
Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game store
Darkleer’s archary range
A live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar  
Terezi’s Build-A-Scalemate
Dolorsa’s Daycare
Summoner’s Petting zoo

A big stage for strife shows

Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)

An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides

Prospit with all Prospit themed rides

God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon

People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)

Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played 

 Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Mituna and Latula’s skate park

A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)

Jane’s Bakery

Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)

Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood 

Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller

FLARPing

Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)

Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)

A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this

Callilope’s makeover 

The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)

Trickster land

Hussie’s tear-waterworks

Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)

Ms.Paint art house

Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH

Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?

Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.

How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!

I WILL CRY

I’ve seen this post before I became a homestuck and I really thought that’s a cool idea.

Now I’m in tears because imagine how amazing this would be…

And cosplayers everywhere.

You could make friends on an instant because everyone loves the same thing as you.

Imagine having your wedding there, with the Signless as your priest and all the homestucks watching a couple dressed as their OTP getting married.

So much this, especially for the last post.

Okay….. I died on the inside because I knOW THIS ISNT REALL!!!!! I WILL PAY ANYONE/WHOEVER CREATS THIS…… please?

acker-heichou:

canni8al:

i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character

and then there’s a running joke the entire show about how no one knows why the hell that guy over there has such weird hair

A word of advice to trans women

orangelemonart:

interruptmag:

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Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

probablyahomestuck:

igobyjoe:

this started as a stupid drawing and got dumber

maybe i’ll make a sequel to this

what

eggswald:

odumb:

if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them

#i don’t have a ship i have an entire fucking navy

THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT TODAY !!

designerbydaykittenbynight:

YOU WOKE UP TODAY

I LIKE THAT

YOU ARE BREATHING

GOOD JOB

YOU CAN SEE THIS WITH YOUR EYES

FANTASTIC

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET

WOW SO WONDERFUL

THIS IS HOW BABY GOATS MOVE

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LOOK AT THIS KITTEN TRYING TO STAND

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THIS DOG IS AN ASTRONAUT

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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG IN PURE BLISS

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I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

BE HAPPY

SMILE A LITTLE BIT

SMILE A LOT A BIT

I LIKE YOU.

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

dopplegangerdream:

cousin-romemo:

goshhhhfml:

theheartmaid:

equiusxrose:

Shit o.o this is good

someone stop me from watching this omg

It’s black, it’s white

I REMEMBER SEEING THIS ON HATENA OMFG THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

Hey! They drew equius wuth the correct anatomy of a 5 sweep old.

dopplegangerdream:

cousin-romemo:

goshhhhfml:

theheartmaid:

equiusxrose:

Shit o.o this is good

someone stop me from watching this omg

It’s black, it’s white

I REMEMBER SEEING THIS ON HATENA OMFG THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

Hey! They drew equius wuth the correct anatomy of a 5 sweep old.

jpophellarc:

man the trio reaching the ocean is awesome it’s AMAZING but the idea of them going farther than that, of them finding deserts and tundra and all these crazy things that armin never read about because no one KNEW about, stumbling on canyons they can call into and hear their voices echo into the distance, standing there laughing and hearing it bounce back at them twenty times over, finding meadows with flowers they’ve never seen, of grass that they can blow on and cup in their hands until it makes noise, finding new forests with animals they’ve never heard of, birds they couldn’t even begin to IMAGINE and the three of them getting sunburned and unkempt, travelling for years, travelling EVERYWHERE always on the move trying to see everything—everything they’d been deprived of, everything they didn’t know to look for, experiencing their new world like it’s a fairy tale full of endless wonders because to them it IS and i just really hope they get to enjoy that someday

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine